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Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Too impressive to pass by.
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Posted on May 15, 2013 via Humor Train with 110,176 notes
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First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
Oh my god.
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Posted on May 11, 2013 via Art & Etc. with 832 notes
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Mamihlapinatapai
“A look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.”
The World’s Most succinct WordPosted on May 11, 2013 via kateoplis with 2,570 notes
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“Well I heard he’s some kind of harsh metaphor!”
(http://www.harkavagrant.com/?id=259)
(via ennui-the-viii)
Posted on May 10, 2013 via Singing my Song with 35,072 notes
Source: chloeguinan
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Meet the Beardlsey family, who decided to dress up as Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development this past Halloween. Yes — all of them. Mother Autumn (Mrs. Featherbottom) explains:
A lot of people have asked how we got our kids to do it. I don’t really know why they do it, they just do. Like I said, the show is part of our family, and has taught us that family is the most important thing (unless of course you mean of the things we eat, in which case it’s breakfast).
More pictures at the link!
http://autumnandbarrett.blogspot.com/2012/11/getting-funke-on-halloween.html
BEST.FAMILY.EVER
Oh my god.
Posted on May 9, 2013 via For Eye and Tongue with 4,827 notes
Source: lesserjoke
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Called “Angels in America” a “fruit salad of modern epic theatre” on an exam and am only now realizing why that was a poor word choice.
This is so entertaining to me.
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Posted on May 4, 2013 via The Bluth Company with 16,639 notes
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